1 00:00:02,630 --> 00:00:04,719 Jesus, Fergal. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,760 I'm glad to see you haven't lost that ferocious duck hook. 3 00:00:07,761 --> 00:00:09,558 (LAUGHS) Provisional ball, you're not going to get that. 4 00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:10,799 Were you aiming for the house there? 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,390 That scabby fucker's never going to let that one go. 6 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,839 That's an eight euro golf ball. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Look, we're breaking and entering now. 8 00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:59,129 VINCENT IN VOICE-OVER: Would he have helped me if he knew I was a priest? 9 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:00,878 Would he then have called the cops, 10 00:01:00,879 --> 00:01:03,120 or would he have used that club in his hand 11 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,680 to push me deeper underwater? 12 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,800 Nobody has much use for a priest these days, 13 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:14,279 dead or alive. 14 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,450 I found it. 15 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,440 I can take a swing from here. 16 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,770 Watch out. 17 00:01:19,919 --> 00:01:21,639 That's actually a good recovery. 18 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,730 I'm not going to lie. 19 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,959 But I do have one last rite to perform. 20 00:01:26,559 --> 00:01:28,720 I'm the dead body, 21 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,760 and these stories always begin with one of those. 22 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:34,360 They're such comfort in repetition, 23 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,400 isn't there? It's a bit like mass. 24 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,000 Please don't assume I'm some pervert 25 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,839 just because I'm dead and I'm wearing the collar. 26 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:45,519 I know we haven't covered ourselves in glory 27 00:01:45,559 --> 00:01:48,569 over the last little while, but respectfully, nor have you. 28 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:51,959 You people make solemn promises all the time. 29 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,559 My job is to hear how you broke those sacred vows 30 00:01:55,959 --> 00:01:57,599 and then to help you find peace. 31 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,239 Well, now that my era of giving a tuppenny fuck 32 00:02:01,279 --> 00:02:04,839 what people think is well and truly over, here's the gospel. 33 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,239 One week before, 34 00:02:06,279 --> 00:02:09,080 I arrived in Tenerife to officiate at the wedding 35 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,400 of an old friend's daughter. 36 00:02:11,519 --> 00:02:15,639 ? DRONING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ? 37 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,360 LATIN POP MUSIC PLAYS ON THE RADIO 38 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,120 You want some air conditioning? 39 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:41,000 No, let us save the planet. 40 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,650 A little mortification of the flesh is good for me. 41 00:02:46,279 --> 00:02:47,720 Are you here for a wedding? 42 00:02:47,879 --> 00:02:49,839 Yes, I'm officiating at the wedding. 43 00:02:52,519 --> 00:02:55,000 I'm a priest, a Catholic priest from Ireland. 44 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,050 Ahh. 45 00:03:08,801 --> 00:03:11,159 DISTANT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 46 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,480 Excuse me, excuse me. 47 00:03:12,481 --> 00:03:13,558 This can't be mine. 48 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:16,279 My host assured me of a small room here for the week. 49 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:18,519 This is yours. This is the address. 50 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,879 Wear sunscreen, Father! 51 00:03:34,919 --> 00:03:45,760 MUSIC CONTINUES, DISTANT CHATTER 52 00:03:45,761 --> 00:03:47,079 ...so it's in some way organised. 53 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,518 Can't just jump in and out of the pool, 54 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:50,399 and then get a drink and jump in and out of again. 55 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,598 Someone's going to absolutely blunder themselves. 56 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,760 MUSIC GROWS LOUDER 57 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,000 Aaron, Aaron, shut up. Seriously. 58 00:03:55,239 --> 00:03:57,680 Hey, someone dial a priest. 59 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,879 Hello. 60 00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:02,959 Father Vincent O'Keefe, how do you do? 61 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:04,879 Hola, Padre. 62 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,540 Have you lost your way? 63 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:08,040 I don't know. 64 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,279 By all accounts, I'm staying here. 65 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,159 Are you a friend of Sandra and Jerry's, yeah? 66 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,210 Yes. 67 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,879 It seems a bit tapped in the skull they have you subjected 68 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:23,279 to sharing with us, but they're calling the shots, you know. 69 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:24,369 Hey, ho. 70 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,599 Que...sadilla, sadilla. 71 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:28,319 Come on, we'll find you a manger. 72 00:04:30,919 --> 00:04:33,879 Now, Rory. 73 00:04:33,919 --> 00:04:37,279 Cormac, Ava, Clare, the Huns. Weather. 74 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:38,929 Sofas. 75 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,450 Chair. 76 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,410 Kitchen. 77 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,770 Almonds. 78 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,530 Hallway. 79 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:54,599 Let's call a spade a spade. 80 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,519 And, boom. 81 00:05:01,559 --> 00:05:03,559 Look, real talk, Padre. 82 00:05:03,919 --> 00:05:05,680 I'm sorry, I just have to say it. 83 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,400 Just get it out of the way now. 84 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,319 I'm delighted you're here, but this lot, it's like... 85 00:05:11,239 --> 00:05:12,360 This is their holiday. 86 00:05:12,361 --> 00:05:14,039 They've all taken annual leave to be here. 87 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,838 They're my best mates in the whole entire world, 88 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,278 and I don't think they'll be happy to curtail their behaviour 89 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,509 just because they're sharing with a priest. 90 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:22,080 It seems mental to think that. 91 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,840 That's fine to say, isn't it? 92 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,800 Best in the long run vibes. 93 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:29,838 Just a couple of lads being straight with each other, you know? 94 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:32,879 A man of the cloth to one lack thereof. 95 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,519 Cool. Quesies? 96 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,919 Zero quesies. Fuego. 97 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,480 Wi-Fi password is Tenereef4lyf. 98 00:05:41,519 --> 00:05:43,120 Capital T, number 4. 99 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,210 Life is L-Y-F. 100 00:05:44,239 --> 00:05:45,619 All lower case, all one word. 101 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:48,319 And you're flying. Good man. 102 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,400 Actually, it's Tenerife spelt wrong, so it's R-E-E-F. 103 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:10,720 He looks a bit like death. 104 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,959 Why does look like that? 105 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,239 I don't know if he looks like death. 106 00:06:15,519 --> 00:06:17,279 He looks a bit more like God. 107 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:18,559 LAUGHTER 108 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,159 I think, either way, it's a bit fucking weird having 109 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,759 a priest wandering around their living room 110 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:24,999 in the middle of the night. 111 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,160 He's just a person, a human person. 112 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Maybe they're trying to stop us from going mad. 113 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,000 No, chance of that stop that. 114 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,959 No, without a doubt, he was an absolute lastminute.com. 115 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,559 All the hotels were booked out. 116 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,079 Yeah, but I mean, they do have priests in Spain. 117 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,760 Apparently, Sandra was like, We need this one guy for the big day. 118 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:49,800 Ah now. No, look, I've had a little word, and he knows to be cool. 119 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,319 Otherwise, he'll be fucked out on his ear. 120 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,559 Muy r�pido, mucho pronto. 121 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,519 And you'll be doing that, will you? 122 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:06,329 Hi, Father. 123 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,930 (PUT-ON ENGLISH ACCENT) I got a text! 124 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,080 Oh, it's Mia. 125 00:07:14,081 --> 00:07:16,159 No drugs are to be taken at our wedding, 126 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,399 and we'd really appreciate 127 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,558 it if you would refrain from drinking alcohol the day before, 128 00:07:19,559 --> 00:07:22,149 so you could be fully present to appreciate the day. 129 00:07:22,239 --> 00:07:24,440 RAUCOUS LAUGHTER 130 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,879 Nobody wants to be a parent in 2025. 131 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,518 You might as well call me Heil Hitler. 132 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:30,918 I'm changing my name when I go boarding school next year. 133 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:32,679 You can't stop me. Dad said it's okay. 134 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,680 Your dad will literally say anything to avoid an argument. 135 00:07:35,681 --> 00:07:37,278 You're so fucking controlling. 136 00:07:37,279 --> 00:07:38,958 I'm trying to do what's best for you, 137 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,479 and even though you clearly hate me, 138 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,719 you need to be at home. UGH! 139 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,838 I don't think boarding school is... 140 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:44,239 SEAGULLS CAW 141 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,239 CHURCH BELL TOLLS 142 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,040 TRUCK BEEPS 143 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,040 SPANISH POP MUSIC PLAYS. 144 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,599 (PANTING) Hola. 145 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:11,720 Hola, buenas. 146 00:08:11,879 --> 00:08:16,760 CHATTER 147 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,730 Hiya. 148 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,839 Ava. 149 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,199 Oh, Vincent. 150 00:08:53,239 --> 00:08:54,289 Bride or groom? 151 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,080 Eh... both, or neither. 152 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,239 I'm the priest. 153 00:08:57,879 --> 00:08:59,989 We'll all be on the bride side of the aisle. 154 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,740 The last two are arriving tomorrow. 155 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,800 And I'm singing a little song for a happy couple. 156 00:09:04,839 --> 00:09:06,599 (CHUCKLES) What are you singing? 157 00:09:07,319 --> 00:09:08,579 Let's see if you can guess. 158 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,239 ? Close your eyes, 159 00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:12,599 ? give me your hand, darling. 160 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,360 (VINCENT JOINS) ? Do you feel my heart beating? 161 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,050 (QUIETLY) Wow. 162 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,120 Those good memories? 163 00:09:21,639 --> 00:09:23,120 Memories anyway. 164 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,439 Yes, I always liked that one. 165 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,479 GLASS SMASHES IN DISTANCE 166 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,720 (IN DISTANCE) Shit. 167 00:09:26,721 --> 00:09:29,439 How are you going to get back with all that water? 168 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,279 Oh, walking. Don't mind the walk. 169 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,799 We can give you a lift, I'm sure. 170 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,838 Oh, thank you. Walking is good. 171 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:34,889 Let's go. Now. 172 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,238 Now. Can we squeeze one more in? 173 00:09:36,239 --> 00:09:37,439 No, no, no, no, thank you. 174 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,559 Are you mad? 175 00:09:44,639 --> 00:09:46,000 CAR DOOR SHUTS 176 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,170 ENGINE STARTS 177 00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:49,279 TYRES SCREECH 178 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,919 Come inside and pay. 179 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:54,129 Oh, I already paid. I have my receipt. 180 00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:55,519 Your friends didn't pay. 181 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:58,360 Well, they're not my friends. 182 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,879 I saw you talking. 183 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,199 Where do they live? 184 00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:04,319 How much is it? 185 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,040 148 euros. 186 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,959 English people. 187 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:14,000 Father, bless us. 188 00:10:15,839 --> 00:10:16,979 (IN DISTANCE) Father? 189 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,410 Father? 190 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,770 Father? 191 00:10:26,599 --> 00:10:27,649 Hiya, Father. 192 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:29,680 Jerry Byrne wants to buy you lunch. 193 00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:31,360 What time is it? 194 00:10:31,639 --> 00:10:33,440 I feel like it's three. 195 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,599 ? FOREBODING MUSIC ? 196 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,270 I hope you?re wearing sunscreen, Father. 197 00:10:52,839 --> 00:10:54,400 No, I don't. Well, I don't... 198 00:10:54,401 --> 00:10:56,079 People are getting offended about the maddest things. 199 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,159 You can't say anything at all. 200 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,558 You could be offended by a Choc Ice. 201 00:10:58,559 --> 00:10:59,598 Look at who it is. 202 00:10:59,599 --> 00:11:00,680 Ah! Oh! 203 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,160 Good siesta? You've got the... 204 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,238 LAUGHTER 205 00:11:03,239 --> 00:11:04,639 You've got the thing in the... 206 00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:10,959 LAUGHTER CONTINUES 207 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,680 Vincent, this is Caroline. 208 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,199 Hello, Father. So nice to meet you. 209 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,518 This is her husband, Fergal. 210 00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:17,558 Padre. 211 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:18,598 VINCENT: Lovely to meet you. 212 00:11:18,599 --> 00:11:19,680 Do you know what? 213 00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,399 I think the kitchen might be closed. 214 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,050 They'll whip the Holy Man up a platter of croquettes. 215 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,119 No, no. 216 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,159 Hang on, hang on. 217 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,210 Croquetas? 218 00:11:28,239 --> 00:11:30,120 Yeah, potatoes fritas here? 219 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,279 We won't see you go hungry, Father. 220 00:11:32,599 --> 00:11:33,720 Eh... have some wine. 221 00:11:33,721 --> 00:11:34,999 Ah, no, no. I'm fine. Thank you. 222 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,879 Have a glass of white. Go on. 223 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,359 FERGAL: It's the summer time. VINCENT: No, no, no, no, no. 224 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,479 Thank you so much. That's not the Vincent I remember. 225 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,040 The pre-ordained Vincent was a fucking wild man. 226 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,119 FERGAL LAUGHS HARSHLY 227 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,839 He was... BLEHHH! 228 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,918 Ha? 229 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:47,969 The road to Damascus. 230 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:50,440 LAUGHTER 231 00:11:50,441 --> 00:11:52,318 would you get the poor Father some water? 232 00:11:52,319 --> 00:11:53,440 He's parched. Ha? 233 00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,518 Would you rather a Shandy? 234 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:57,120 No, tap water. Tap water is fine. Thank you. 235 00:11:57,121 --> 00:11:59,399 So listen, it's just great you could join us for the wedding. 236 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,958 You know, it's been a long, long time. 237 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:03,159 Well, your offer to the Church heating fund 238 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,440 back home was extremely generous. 239 00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:08,918 I informed the parish the coffers would be swollen by my trip here, 240 00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:10,400 and they were very pleased. 241 00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:12,039 I didn't think we'd have to bribe you. 242 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,198 Well, not a bribe, per se. 243 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,249 Not a bribe/ 244 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,318 Just to dig out. 245 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,440 St. Teresa's is fucking Baltic in the depths of winter. 246 00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:19,518 How would you know? 247 00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:21,918 You haven't darkened the door of a church in I feel like decades. 248 00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:22,969 Alan's funeral. 249 00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:25,289 Ah yeah, right. 250 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,839 I include your brother in my prayers often. 251 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:31,120 It was a great funeral, even though I felt like fucking Wim Hof. 252 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:34,799 Now, listen, it'd be great if you could swing by the church 253 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,080 and meet the padre before the big day. 254 00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:38,159 You know, talk to him. 255 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,599 Do we need an organist? 256 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,360 Do we need parking? 257 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,559 Can we throw rice or is it problematic for local pigeons? 258 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,810 His name's Sandoval. 259 00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:48,000 He's expecting you. 260 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,399 He's a harmonious poor divil, isn't he? Ha? 261 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,760 He's very nice. Yeah. 262 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,680 Grand. Well, I'll drop by tomorrow. 263 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,150 Was hoping to get mass anyway. There you go. 264 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,519 Also, I was wondering, eh, 265 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,679 when and where it might be best for me 266 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,719 to meet the bride and groom. 267 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,220 I don't have their numbers yet. 268 00:13:02,711 --> 00:13:04,799 Why? 269 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,240 Well, I'd like to talk to them. 270 00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:10,480 About their commitment. 271 00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:12,480 Oh. Oh. 272 00:13:12,519 --> 00:13:14,239 Oh, no, listen, they're very busy. 273 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,679 The bride, sadly, has had to fly over her dress fitter 274 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:20,000 for an emergency refit because she's been sucking ice cubes 275 00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:22,918 for the guts of a month and doesn't remotely resemble the woman 276 00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,558 who bought the dress half a year ago. 277 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,120 Not a pick on her stomach. 278 00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:27,518 Meanwhile, the groom is up the walls 279 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:29,080 with his family who are, 280 00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:31,000 frankly, fucking batshit. 281 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,539 He's trying to sell his company, 282 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,400 and he's got to organise the golf tournament, 283 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,970 do a stag with his buddies, do a rehearsal dinner, 284 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,599 and try to find a minute to relax and have a beer or two. Hello! 285 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,039 Have they no plans to meet me before I officiate? 286 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,720 Well, that's why... 287 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,609 we're meeting. 288 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,760 It's lovely to see you both again after all this time, 289 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,599 but I'd really like to get an idea of who they are 290 00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:59,800 so I could write a sermon that fits somewhat. 291 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,160 I don't think a sermon is a good idea. 292 00:14:02,161 --> 00:14:03,598 They're not religious. 293 00:14:03,599 --> 00:14:05,720 The thing should be more bing-bang-bosh. 294 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,919 No frills. The Ryanair of masses. 295 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,399 IMPERSONATES TUNE THAT PLAYS ON RYANAIR FLIGHTS UPON LANDING 296 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,199 We love Michael O'Leary. 297 00:14:11,319 --> 00:14:12,760 I wouldn't say love. 298 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,519 I respect the man greatly, yes. 299 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,119 VINCENT: I'm struggling to understand 300 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,170 why they want a priest in the first place. 301 00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:19,959 They want a Catholic wedding. 302 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,450 Why? 303 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,380 That's what people do, isn't it? 304 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,470 I wouldn't have said so, not these days. 305 00:14:25,471 --> 00:14:26,838 FERGAL: If they're going to have children 306 00:14:26,839 --> 00:14:28,958 and they want those children to have the best education, 307 00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:32,360 we all know that the best educational establishments in Ireland 308 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,680 are owned by the church. 309 00:14:33,681 --> 00:14:36,119 They're kind of getting their ducks in a row on that front. 310 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,159 Rightly so. 311 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,719 I don't see why my grandchildren should be sacrificial lambs 312 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,919 on the altar of some unknown educational establishment. 313 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,920 They're future proofing, you know? 314 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:49,349 Could they not have asked a local priest from here like this Father...? 315 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,399 Sandoval? 316 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,680 Well, no, that part was us. 317 00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,040 Because we wanted you. 318 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,120 Vincent, we wanted you 319 00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:56,649 on this occasion. 320 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,199 Yes, we did. 321 00:14:58,239 --> 00:14:59,400 We wanted an old friend. 322 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,760 And a friend of the family. 323 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,770 Oh, sorry. 324 00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:06,599 Aw. 325 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:07,969 Really lovely. 326 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,199 And you get a warm church back in Dublin 327 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,598 for the forthcoming winters, you know, by the sounds of it. 328 00:15:12,599 --> 00:15:14,000 And some sun on your bones. 329 00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,958 You promise me you'll get some sun, you look cadaverous. 330 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:17,999 Really bad. 331 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,439 Now, you must be hungry, Father. 332 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,598 Oh, you are in for a treat. FERGAL: Loves of those croquetas. 333 00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:22,799 They're delicious. Wine. 334 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,480 VINCENT: No, no, no, no, no. 335 00:15:24,519 --> 00:15:27,469 No thank you. No, no, no. Thank you so much. Just water, please. 336 00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:33,879 Did you notice the roundabout on your drive in here? 337 00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,339 The triangular roundabout. 338 00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:38,440 Here in Spain, they make triangular roundabouts. 339 00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:40,079 I mean, the Spanish are fucking morons. 340 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,198 You can't say things like that. 341 00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:43,080 Anyway, Caroline was just saying 342 00:15:43,081 --> 00:15:44,318 that we should get the golf club 343 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,239 to commission a sculpture for it. 344 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,359 It's such a great idea. 345 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,399 Super. 346 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,000 My son, Fintan, was learning sculpture in rehab, 347 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,839 so I might get him to do it. 348 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,198 Something to keep him occupied. 349 00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:57,598 The devil has made a lot of work for those idle fucking hands. 350 00:15:57,599 --> 00:15:59,160 Excuse my French. 351 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,360 Although, Although a female Irish artist 352 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,400 would be so great in this day and age. 353 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:06,599 My wife has the soul of an artist. 354 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,479 Then your wife parked that part of her life 355 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,878 in order to raise your children, 356 00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:12,799 and none of us would be here if she hadn't. 357 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,838 Mm. 358 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:14,889 FERGAL LAUGHS 359 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,530 DOOR OPENS 360 00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:29,369 Vincent? Yes. 361 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,530 Um... 362 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,958 Would you have a minute to talk to me about something... 363 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,360 else? Em... 364 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,330 maybe tomorrow? Is everything okay? 365 00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:39,839 Oh, God, yeah, everything's grand. I just... 366 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,519 I could do with your counsel. 367 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,000 A confidential ear. 368 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,519 Um... would you like a formal confession? 369 00:16:47,559 --> 00:16:49,669 I'm sure that can be conducted in a church. 370 00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:51,199 Oh, nothing like that. 371 00:16:51,239 --> 00:16:52,360 No, no, no. 372 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,720 I was thinking something more along the lines of a chat. 373 00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:58,649 I'll text you, but... 374 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,400 tomorrow morning, sometime? Mm-hmm. 375 00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:03,359 Em... 376 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,360 (WHISPERS) Bring your vow of silence with you. 377 00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:08,879 ? DRONING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ? 378 00:17:38,639 --> 00:17:40,800 SANDOVAL SPEAKS SPANISH 379 00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:42,198 Oh, hello. 380 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,309 I'm Father Vincent O'Keefe from Ireland. 381 00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:46,959 I'm officiating at the Byrne Wedding this weekend. 382 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,559 I'm an old family friend of the Byrnes. 383 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,999 They want me to come and say hello 384 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,519 and also to offer to make a donation to the Church's upkeep, 385 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:59,029 although I must say it's looking very beautiful. 386 00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:00,689 Mm. Thank you. 387 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,360 The women clean the relics. 388 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,919 Children from school sweep the floors. 389 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,000 Nuns polish the brass. 390 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,519 I keep it safe. 391 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,120 We are a devoted community. 392 00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:16,120 But we never see the Byrnes here. 393 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,720 As we see the Irish falling out of bars, 394 00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:22,160 lying on the beach, 395 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,000 worshipping the sun, 396 00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:26,319 pink like ham. 397 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,239 And now they want to rent this place like it is a night club. 398 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,999 It's the same in Ireland, I'm afraid. 399 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,050 And what do you do, 400 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,160 to discourage that attitude? 401 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,730 Well, I pray. 402 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,839 Hmm. Mm. You pray? 403 00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,279 Well what else can be done? 404 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,210 We have termites. 405 00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:47,199 In the church, termites? 406 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,120 And how much does it cost to get rid of termites? 407 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,239 2,000 euros. 408 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,400 2,000 euros... 409 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,279 The closest church is 40 miles away. 410 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,838 You can call him. 411 00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:06,598 My phone doesn't allow for overseas telephone calls, 412 00:19:06,599 --> 00:19:07,919 so I... I... 413 00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:09,009 Here. 414 00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:11,569 Sorry, now. 415 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:13,689 Okay. 416 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,170 CHUCKLES 417 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,490 Hm. 418 00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:23,879 LINE RINGS 419 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,530 SIGHS 420 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:28,599 Hello? 421 00:19:28,639 --> 00:19:29,959 Jerry, it's Vincent. 422 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,238 I'm with the local priest, Father Sandoval, 423 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,959 and he thinks a fee of 2,000 euro would be suitable 424 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,930 for the use of the church this weekend. 425 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,009 (CHUCKLES) Great. 426 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,439 You can tell that raisin-headed cunt 427 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,878 exactly where to go with his 2,000 fucking blips. 428 00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:44,959 Jerry, I have the priest here with me, 429 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,400 and the church has termites, 430 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,490 and it's a very, very beautiful church, 431 00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:52,958 and they're really struggling with the termite problem. 432 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,099 JERRY EXHALES SHARPLY 433 00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:58,029 The nearest alternative church is 40 miles away. 434 00:19:58,199 --> 00:19:59,800 And it looks like a supermarket. 435 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,770 A grand. 436 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,850 1,800. 437 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:04,569 1,100. 438 00:20:05,199 --> 00:20:06,249 1,800. 439 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,410 1,700. 440 00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:16,279 He says a fee of 1,700 is extremely generous. 441 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,480 He's absolutely beaming at that. 442 00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:19,799 Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 443 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,838 I have to go. Yeah. 444 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,599 I have to go, Vincent. Okay, yeah. 445 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,480 Massage booked. Okay, talk to you. 446 00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:26,040 Alright, Jerry. Thanks so much. 447 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,279 Bye. 448 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:35,269 Did you ever think you'd end up being of so little use to everyone? 449 00:20:36,239 --> 00:20:37,289 You did okay. 450 00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:39,259 I was looking at the bigger picture. 451 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,210 CHUCKLES 452 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,279 Oh, a gift from Ireland. 453 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,839 To protect you from fire and hunger. 454 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,559 Although sadly not termites. 455 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:55,720 And who will protect you from those lunatics at the resort? 456 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,760 ? CALM ELECTRONIC MUSIC ? 457 00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:15,519 DISTANT CHATTER 458 00:21:31,239 --> 00:21:32,680 Hello, welcome back. 459 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,279 Come on. 460 00:21:38,959 --> 00:21:40,199 You made it home safely? 461 00:21:40,519 --> 00:21:42,519 Yes, you did too, 462 00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:44,179 which was more in doubt, perhaps. 463 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,838 Yes, about that. 464 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,480 There was some confusion at the shop. 465 00:21:49,481 --> 00:21:51,159 Something was smashed. Security thought it was us. 466 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,278 By all accounts, it wasn't. 467 00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:53,329 The lads swear blind. 468 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,639 Actually, 469 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,120 who can say what the truth is? 470 00:21:57,121 --> 00:22:00,119 I suppose we'll be using a different shop from now on. 471 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,360 Yes, seems prudent. 472 00:22:02,919 --> 00:22:05,360 I saw the guard come out to you after we drove off. 473 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,760 Did he give you a hard time? 474 00:22:06,839 --> 00:22:08,839 Eh... no, not a hard time, 475 00:22:08,879 --> 00:22:11,000 but he did make me pay your bill. 476 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:12,649 We didn't pay? 477 00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:13,799 No. 478 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,319 (SIGHS) That's not cool, Rory... 479 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,110 You ran off at the market without paying? 480 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,359 I'll get my wallet. 481 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,530 I was going to go back and pay tomorrow, Ava. 482 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,160 Cheers for that. 483 00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:33,889 Ratting me out. 484 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,879 I can't afford a hundred odd euro. 485 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,480 I can't have my parishioners pay. 486 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,800 I'm sure they suffer enough. 487 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,760 Have I done something to upset you? 488 00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:48,009 Yeah, actually. 489 00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:49,839 I know all about priests. 490 00:22:50,559 --> 00:22:54,559 Had a lot of them roaming the halls of my school. 491 00:22:56,199 --> 00:22:57,959 I'm sorry for your bad experience. 492 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,080 Of course you are. 493 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:01,319 Your heart's broken, isn't it? 494 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,319 You lads love feeling bad, don't you? 495 00:23:06,239 --> 00:23:08,839 Your faith breaks you down, 496 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,959 so you think you're nothing. 497 00:23:11,239 --> 00:23:13,409 So you become obsessed with getting clean. 498 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:15,518 It keeps your noses in the dirt, 499 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,160 but it's not good enough, Father. 500 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,639 Feeling bad as a dopamine hit, 501 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,120 and you're just a junky 502 00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:24,009 chasing high. 503 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,319 Here we are. 504 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,160 I already paid him, Ava. 505 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,249 Just now. 506 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,519 Yes, he did. 507 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,760 Have a lovely evening. 508 00:23:35,879 --> 00:23:37,599 Oh, you too, Father. 509 00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:42,238 CORK POPS 510 00:23:42,239 --> 00:23:43,289 (AVA CHEERS) Okay! 511 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,660 That's going to feel good. 512 00:23:44,661 --> 00:23:46,558 Here you are. 513 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,720 (CHUCKLES) Amazing. 514 00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:50,879 PULSATING DANCE MUSIC IN DISTANCE, CHEERING AND LAUGHTER 515 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,720 Ugh. 516 00:23:52,839 --> 00:24:01,839 CHATTER CONTINUES 517 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,000 BREATHES HEAVILY 518 00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:32,319 ? OMINOUS MUSIC ? 519 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,558 ? The Bangles - "Eternal Flame" ? PLAYS FROM MOBILE PHONE 520 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,360 ? Close your eyes 521 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,120 ? Give me your hand, darling 522 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,160 ? Do you feel my heart beating? 523 00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:47,440 Hola! Los citos? 524 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,480 �Buenos d�as! 525 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,279 Ahhh! My wedding wife! 526 00:24:52,959 --> 00:25:08,279 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 527 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,159 AARON: Your man at the end of the garden's a priest. 528 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,400 Don't ask. 529 00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:27,360 Hey daddy. What's that? 530 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,490 ? OMINOUS MUSIC ? 531 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:48,360 CHEERING AND LAUGHTER 532 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:11,440 DISTANT SCREAMING 533 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:16,649 Are you okay? 534 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,959 She was just bitten by a Portuguese man of war or whatever. 535 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,679 This giant fucking jellier Okay, I'll find the life, girl. 536 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,719 Okay, I'll find the lifeguard. 537 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,479 There isn't time! But what do you mean? 538 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,250 She's going to be okay. What about anaphylactic shock? 539 00:26:28,279 --> 00:26:29,419 She already has asthma. 540 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,210 I don't think that means anything in this context. 541 00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:33,440 I can't pee on her. 542 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,559 I actually just went like 10 minute ago. 543 00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:36,879 Can you? What? 544 00:26:36,919 --> 00:26:39,209 It's the cure. I saw it on an episode of Friends. 545 00:26:39,319 --> 00:26:40,559 No, I will not do that. 546 00:26:40,959 --> 00:26:42,009 Just wait here. 547 00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:44,480 S�, a jellyfish sting. 548 00:26:44,481 --> 00:26:46,039 Una medusa. 549 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,090 S�. 550 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,680 You're Karen Byrne. 551 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,679 How do you know? 552 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,720 I'm Father Vincent O'Keefe. 553 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,230 I'm officiating at your sister Niamh's wedding. 554 00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:08,199 Well, I'll leave you to it. 555 00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:19,959 SEAGULLS CAW 556 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,919 Actually, Father, 557 00:27:33,839 --> 00:27:36,040 I was wondering what makes a person good. 558 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:40,120 Well, that's a big question for a young girl on holiday. 559 00:27:40,239 --> 00:27:43,120 Yeah, but like, you can give someone money and things. 560 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,230 But if you're also just a two-face liar, then aren't you bad? 561 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,919 Well, 562 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,319 we, eh... 563 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,239 We contain... 564 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,160 we contain multitudes. 565 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,760 People themselves aren't good or bad, Karen. 566 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,279 People are people, and they do good and bad things. 567 00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:04,400 Stalin wasn't bad? 568 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,919 Well, there's a scale. 569 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,759 It just feels like the world is full of people 570 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,110 who don't care about other people's feelings. 571 00:28:10,199 --> 00:28:12,309 I know the world can seem that way, Karen, 572 00:28:13,639 --> 00:28:15,559 but the good in people, it's there. 573 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,680 You sure about that? 574 00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:20,400 Yes. 575 00:28:21,919 --> 00:28:22,969 I promise. 576 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,420 You weren't followed, were you? 577 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,530 Seriously? 578 00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:35,199 No, not seriously. 579 00:28:36,239 --> 00:28:37,289 LAUGHS 580 00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:43,000 Moola, for the padre, for the rent of his hall. 581 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,730 I wasn't expecting to have to haggle with the priest. 582 00:28:46,639 --> 00:28:48,559 No, you did good. I'd have paid double. 583 00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:50,480 You would? Yeah. 584 00:28:50,481 --> 00:28:52,159 That's the real world, Father. You know? 585 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,519 Muck and bullets, flying everywhere. 586 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,510 Although I am being financially gang-banged this week. 587 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,480 Don't know who's doing what to me. 588 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:02,040 I know. I know. 589 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,279 Six ways from Sunday. 590 00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:04,879 So what did you want to discuss? 591 00:29:05,319 --> 00:29:06,369 Oh, yeah. 592 00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:08,569 Right. So this is... 593 00:29:09,239 --> 00:29:10,289 It's delicate. 594 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,919 My youngest daughter, Karen. 595 00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,559 She's 14 years old. 596 00:29:15,639 --> 00:29:17,599 There's a French girl, an exchange, 597 00:29:17,639 --> 00:29:18,959 with her at all times. 598 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,079 Elodie. 599 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,319 Yeah, you'll meet them. 600 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,440 So, Karen, 601 00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:26,599 found something on my phone. 602 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:31,360 Something incompatible with my being a married man. 603 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,919 Yeah? Okay. 604 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,040 And she's given me an ultimatum. 605 00:29:36,879 --> 00:29:39,959 Like I said, a very, very pious young woman. 606 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,329 What ultimatum? 607 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:46,480 Okay, I have until the wedding to tell Sandra about this... 608 00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:47,680 thing, 609 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,530 or Karen will. 610 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,279 Out of loyalty to her mother. 611 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,360 And this thing, this thing on your phone, 612 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:59,159 this thing that's incompatible with you being a married man. 613 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,480 Do we need to go into details? We do not. 614 00:30:01,519 --> 00:30:03,639 Good, because I would rather not... 615 00:30:03,919 --> 00:30:04,969 eh... 616 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,050 ...do that. 617 00:30:08,319 --> 00:30:09,459 Would you like to pray? 618 00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:13,439 Well, you seem to be struggling with feelings of shame, 619 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,970 and sometimes it can help to ask for help with that. 620 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,720 Um, right. 621 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,760 Uh, yeah. 622 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,369 Like, here? 623 00:30:21,879 --> 00:30:23,040 Yes, here. 624 00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:25,889 Okay. 625 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,519 I mean, can't harm anything, can it? 626 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,638 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy spirit. 627 00:30:32,639 --> 00:30:33,689 Amen. 628 00:30:34,879 --> 00:30:37,469 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. 629 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,120 Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 630 00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:44,839 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses, 631 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,559 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 632 00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:51,400 And lead us not into temptation deliver us from evil. 633 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:52,649 Amen. 634 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,770 SIGHS 635 00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:57,609 Yeah. 636 00:30:58,801 --> 00:31:01,119 This thing on your phone... 637 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,239 Ah no, we said we'd leave that, Father. 638 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,080 You are entitled to an interior life, you know? 639 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,440 Yeah. And to privacy. 640 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,530 Yeah. 641 00:31:08,531 --> 00:31:10,638 As long as no law of the land has been broken. 642 00:31:10,639 --> 00:31:13,080 Like, I haven't done anything. 643 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,040 Desire is ever present in all species. 644 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,958 Desire un-acted upon is common enough. 645 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,400 Yes. Your vow to your wife is of faith. 646 00:31:20,401 --> 00:31:21,558 Well, that's me. 647 00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:23,000 You know? Faithful. 648 00:31:23,599 --> 00:31:25,160 So do nothing 649 00:31:25,199 --> 00:31:27,000 and I'm grand. 650 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,239 I think that's okay. 651 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,130 Brilliant. 652 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,730 That is... 653 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,050 Phew! 654 00:31:35,239 --> 00:31:36,289 Aw, cheers, Vin. 655 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,810 CHUCKLES 656 00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,949 Alright, I better head back to the club. 657 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,450 She'll think I'm dead or I'll get her hopes up. 658 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,480 I think I'll stay and take in some of the sea air. 659 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,810 Alright. 660 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,090 You know what? 661 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,360 I used to pray more often. 662 00:31:55,239 --> 00:31:56,480 Hasta luego, Father. 663 00:31:58,599 --> 00:32:00,639 FOOTSTEPS RECEDE 664 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,279 ? DRONING MUSIC ? 665 00:32:13,639 --> 00:32:15,639 SEAGULLS CAW 666 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,080 WAVES CRASHING 667 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,170 What... 668 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,680 ? PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ? 669 00:33:37,081 --> 00:33:39,199 Thanks for calling me. 670 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,760 My phone doesn't allow for overseas calls. 671 00:33:42,599 --> 00:33:45,489 You'll see the withdrawal from the local Canarian bank, 672 00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:48,399 and I'll endeavour to pay it back for my stipend. 673 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,319 It's a stupid, stupid... 674 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,450 Hello? 675 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,490 Hello? 676 00:33:54,679 --> 00:33:56,679 CHURCH BELLS TOLL 677 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,930 Cuerpo de Cristo. 678 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,880 Body of Christ. Amen. 679 00:34:46,279 --> 00:34:48,719 Cuerpo de Cristo. 680 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,160 Cuerpo de Cristo. Am�n. 681 00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:52,279 KNOCKING 682 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,800 Adelante. 683 00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:57,039 Father? 684 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:04,489 Jerry Byrne's contribution towards your problem with the termites. 685 00:35:16,319 --> 00:35:19,359 Please, say my thanks to Mr. Byrne. I will. 686 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,560 Did you enjoy Mass? 687 00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:23,959 The full house? 688 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,639 Ears cupped, 689 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,079 heads bowed? 690 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,359 I have my mission. 691 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,039 I may never know it in this life, 692 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,640 but I shall be told it in the next. 693 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,639 Or your money back. 694 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,560 (QUIETLY) Yes. 695 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,289 Father. 696 00:35:40,319 --> 00:35:42,599 ? PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ? 697 00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:58,919 Father. 698 00:36:01,319 --> 00:36:02,369 Isn't it? 699 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,370 Care to sit down and have a drink with a housemate? 700 00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:17,359 I lost a sum of money earlier at the pier. 701 00:36:18,359 --> 00:36:19,409 You were there. 702 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,319 A sum of money? 703 00:36:22,999 --> 00:36:25,239 It's giving, 'C� leis �, is liomsa �.' 704 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,238 I didn't see your money, Father. 705 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,400 Come on, sit down. 706 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,490 I'm buying. 707 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,520 Come on, I just got here. 708 00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:35,480 Everyone else is asleep, I'm all on my lonesome. 709 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,049 Are you a beer guy? 710 00:36:42,359 --> 00:36:45,080 Or maybe more of the blood of Christ. 711 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,840 I'll have a tea. 712 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,959 A tea, says he. 713 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,049 Okay. 714 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:55,120 Hola. Uno cup of tea, por favor. 715 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,210 Gracias. 716 00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,639 Do you not drink? 717 00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:01,039 Uh, no. 718 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,319 Did you ever? 719 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,610 Yes. 720 00:37:05,279 --> 00:37:06,329 Mm-hmm. 721 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,679 You saw me down at the pier earlier. 722 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,450 Engaged in a bit of nefarious beeswax. 723 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,560 I didn't see anything. 724 00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:16,089 Yeesh. 725 00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:18,678 Well, just so you know, it's just something recreational. 726 00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:20,549 Something for the house for the week. 727 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:22,599 Nothing for you to worry about. 728 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,439 And definitely not for you to talk about. 729 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,630 But I think you're probably way ahead of me on that, aren't you? 730 00:37:28,359 --> 00:37:31,369 You have a strange impression of me, from where I don't know. 731 00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:34,159 Well, you're an authority figure, Father. 732 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,199 Oh, you think? 733 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,559 When was the last time you consulted a priest 734 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,559 about anything important in your life? 735 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,330 Actually, just last year, one of my best girlfriends, 736 00:37:41,331 --> 00:37:42,598 she had an abortion. 737 00:37:42,599 --> 00:37:43,649 Sorry. 738 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,239 And I did pray about that. 739 00:37:45,279 --> 00:37:47,269 It was wild. With a member of the church? 740 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,930 Direct line. 741 00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:53,200 I hope it helped. 742 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:54,400 Oh, it did. 743 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,480 Yeah, the praying, it's class. 744 00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,880 Who are you praying to? 745 00:37:58,919 --> 00:38:00,120 Yeah, I don't know. 746 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,050 I think I might have been having a breakdown, to be honest. 747 00:38:03,279 --> 00:38:05,560 Do you believe in God? 748 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,480 I believe in something. 749 00:38:11,279 --> 00:38:12,959 Have you ever heard of ayahuasca? 750 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,570 The drug? 751 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,879 Not a dru... 752 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,520 Ayahuasca is like the gateway to spiritual revelations, Father. 753 00:38:21,639 --> 00:38:23,400 I tried it last year, Sayulita. 754 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,880 Mexico. 755 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,359 I saw God, Father. 756 00:38:29,670 --> 00:38:31,759 Yeah. 757 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,799 Aren't you lucky? 758 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,850 Yeah, maybe. 759 00:38:34,319 --> 00:38:35,520 He was a horse. 760 00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:37,440 Yes, of course. I see. 761 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:40,809 Does that tally with your own findings now, the horse? 762 00:38:40,999 --> 00:38:43,959 I'm a God who is everywhere and not in one place only. 763 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:49,038 Yeah, so like a talking horse, is that cool with you? 764 00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:50,918 Enjoy your holiday. Are you off already? 765 00:38:50,919 --> 00:38:53,480 I am. Come on, sit down, drink your tea. 766 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,120 I hope I didn't piss you off. 767 00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:57,959 You don't seem serious to me. 768 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,318 What? 769 00:38:59,319 --> 00:39:01,480 Sure why would you be on holiday? 770 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,970 Do you not believe me about all that Ayahuasca? 771 00:39:04,971 --> 00:39:06,519 I didn't mean to offend you, okay? 772 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,570 I'm just... 773 00:39:07,571 --> 00:39:08,918 a little bit bored, okay? 774 00:39:08,919 --> 00:39:10,400 I'm actually a bit stoned. 775 00:39:10,401 --> 00:39:13,079 If I'm honest, I'm like, they're all asleep. 776 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,679 I've just... I've no one to talk to, so... 777 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,520 Sit with your thoughts. 778 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,599 Unless, of course, you're worried about what you might find. 779 00:39:23,679 --> 00:39:26,279 ? PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ? 780 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,170 Smug prick. 781 00:39:36,319 --> 00:39:42,359 So, yeah, after five minutes on the plane, baby gets sick on Glen. 782 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,450 LAUGHTER 783 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,850 Great minds. 784 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,840 Oh actually, I don't drink. 785 00:40:01,841 --> 00:40:04,318 I was going to add this to your collection. 786 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,358 Well come and join us? 787 00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:06,719 It's been a long day. 788 00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:09,329 Well, you're one of the gang now, Father. 789 00:40:09,330 --> 00:40:11,318 Okay. 790 00:40:11,319 --> 00:40:12,369 Cheers. 791 00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:19,759 Gang, Father Vincent is going to join us. 792 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,999 Hi. Hi. 793 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:23,239 Say hi. Say hi to everyone. 794 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,599 So we've got Orla, Clare, Glen, Margot, Aaron, Sin�ad, 795 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:30,080 Susie, Rory, and Cormac. 796 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,170 Hello. 797 00:40:35,730 --> 00:40:39,439 You just missed the bride and groom, Father. 798 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,160 Oh, they were here? 799 00:40:41,161 --> 00:40:42,238 They were. 800 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,358 Went for dinner in town. 801 00:40:43,359 --> 00:40:44,409 Oh... 802 00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:45,479 SNORTS 803 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,530 STIFLED LAUGHTER 804 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:48,599 Glen: So, Father, 805 00:40:48,639 --> 00:40:50,279 how do you know the family? 806 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,120 I went to school with Jerry Byrne back in the olden days. 807 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,399 You were in school with Mr. Byrne? 808 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,760 Don't believe it. 809 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,080 What was he like? 810 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,120 Oh, he was a scamp. 811 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,999 Of course he was. He still is. So hot. 812 00:41:06,359 --> 00:41:07,520 SHIVERS 813 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,279 LAUGHTER 814 00:41:09,319 --> 00:41:11,429 Have you ever had an apparition, Father? 815 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:15,639 I felt the presence of God at points in my journey, yes. 816 00:41:16,279 --> 00:41:17,359 How does it feel? 817 00:41:18,319 --> 00:41:19,369 It feels like love. 818 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,279 That must be so nice to know that you're not alone, 819 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,039 to feel that something's there. 820 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,199 It's probably a matter of being open to it. 821 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,840 I'm just not up for that, though. 822 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,959 You're not up for it or not able for it? 823 00:41:37,999 --> 00:41:39,049 Oh... 824 00:41:39,319 --> 00:41:41,639 Well, that's the life of an artist. 825 00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:45,160 Having an open mind. You're a DJ, an artist. 826 00:41:45,359 --> 00:41:46,760 Can't you keep an open mind? 827 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,520 I've done ayahuasca, bro. 828 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,440 You did a drug. Yay. 829 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:51,998 What's your point, Cormac? 830 00:41:51,999 --> 00:41:54,880 My point is it can be more profound to look into the void 831 00:41:54,919 --> 00:41:57,239 than take a drug that paints 832 00:41:58,319 --> 00:42:01,039 over the void with distracting shapes and colours. 833 00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,959 AARON: Glen, Glen. 834 00:42:05,999 --> 00:42:08,959 OVERLAPPING PROTESTATIONS 835 00:42:08,999 --> 00:42:11,469 CORMAC: Glen, I'm sorry. Just have another drink. 836 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,520 (SIGHS) Cormac. 837 00:42:13,521 --> 00:42:16,559 Far greater percentage of people have faith 838 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,160 at the end of their lives. 839 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,639 I know my dad did. 840 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,880 Yes, we go to God when we need him. 841 00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:25,560 Hm. Insurance? 842 00:42:26,359 --> 00:42:31,639 Well, it's beguiling to hear that it all meant something in the end, 843 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:34,279 even if you suspect it might be a lie. 844 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,709 I'm sure you've made your mark, Father. 845 00:42:38,359 --> 00:42:39,409 Thank you. 846 00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:43,119 AARON: We should absolutely do a seance. 847 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,170 ALL GASP 848 00:42:44,279 --> 00:42:47,560 No, this is where I leave you. 849 00:42:47,919 --> 00:42:48,999 Is this seance bad? 850 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,480 Sorry, is this seance bad? 851 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:52,638 Is it bad? 852 00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:54,120 I think I'll take a walk. 853 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,210 Goodnight, all. 854 00:42:56,211 --> 00:42:58,678 Goodnight, Father. Goodnight. Sorry, Father. 855 00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:01,959 Goodnight, Father. Night, Father. 856 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,279 He's so cute. 857 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,120 PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD 858 00:43:15,999 --> 00:43:17,120 Cheeky fag. 859 00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,760 Nothing like it to make you feel young. 860 00:43:26,919 --> 00:43:28,849 Can you believe nobody knows I smoke? 861 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,880 Karen would murder me. (CHUCKLES) 862 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:37,080 What you make of all this manicured green? Ha? 863 00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,239 I think of thirsty children in Africa. 864 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,480 Of course you do. 865 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,570 Of course you do. 866 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,599 Is there a reason I'm here, Sandra? 867 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,560 It's your job, no? 868 00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:51,199 Well, you could have asked any old priest from your parish 869 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,250 in Dublin. 870 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,890 Okay. 871 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,289 Okay. 872 00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:04,729 Fine. 873 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,840 Do you remember that big night, 874 00:44:10,841 --> 00:44:13,278 back when we were all students, you, me, and Jerry? 875 00:44:13,279 --> 00:44:15,209 It was more than one big night, Sandra. 876 00:44:16,039 --> 00:44:18,959 We were camping in Lahinch, ring a bell? 877 00:44:19,919 --> 00:44:22,400 We'd taken magic mushrooms, 878 00:44:22,919 --> 00:44:25,800 ones that we'd picked and dried back in Dublin, 879 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,279 up in the hills in Rathfarnham. 880 00:44:28,319 --> 00:44:29,400 No, I wasn't there. 881 00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:31,079 You weren't there when we picked them, no, 882 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,520 but you were there in Lahinch 883 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,480 when we brewed them up and drank them. 884 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,160 We were laughing and like hyenas for a while, and... 885 00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:42,359 ...Jerry and I had a fight about God knows what, 886 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,840 and off he went somewhere. 887 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,480 And I came and found you. 888 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,599 And we were left alone. 889 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,639 In the dunes by the tents. 890 00:44:54,279 --> 00:44:58,639 We found some more wine at the bottom of Jerry's sleeping bag. 891 00:44:58,679 --> 00:45:00,560 You knew he'd stashed it there. 892 00:45:01,319 --> 00:45:02,999 Yeah, it was a trick from school. 893 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,520 Trick from school, yeah. 894 00:45:04,959 --> 00:45:06,009 Yeah. 895 00:45:06,919 --> 00:45:10,400 You were talking about giving up your study and getting a job. 896 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,190 Do you remember? You were having a... 897 00:45:12,999 --> 00:45:16,800 crisis of faith and doubts about your vocation. 898 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,599 SIGHS 899 00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:24,840 We drank wine from the neck of the bottle. 900 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,520 There on the dunes, 901 00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:33,760 the cork pushed down into it by the... 902 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,800 ..butt head of the camping fork. 903 00:45:38,959 --> 00:45:41,039 Then whiskey got somehow. 904 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,080 Yeah, it was mine. Yours. 905 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,610 Yours. 906 00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:45,729 Yeah. 907 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,039 And we were, we were looking up at the stars. 908 00:45:52,679 --> 00:45:55,359 And then we were kissing. 909 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,560 I... I... I feel such remorse about that. 910 00:46:03,279 --> 00:46:07,039 Did I propel you into the priesthood that night, Vincent? 911 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,359 Were you that disgusted by what we did? 912 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:10,959 I betrayed my friend. 913 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,159 I betrayed Jerry's friendship. 914 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,199 That was a source of shame to me. It still is. 915 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:19,080 Well, one thing that did happen is, by God, you found your faith again. 916 00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:20,319 And... 917 00:46:20,359 --> 00:46:21,639 six weeks... 918 00:46:23,039 --> 00:46:24,959 Yeah, six weeks after that night, 919 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,039 Jerry and I got engaged. 920 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,599 Do the math, as they say. 921 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:33,530 What? 922 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,850 Niamh. 923 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,959 Jesus Christ. 924 00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:55,760 Oh... 925 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,679 Yeah. 926 00:46:58,319 --> 00:47:01,080 About two years later you were ordained, 927 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,880 and I think that was because of me. 928 00:47:02,919 --> 00:47:04,319 Because of us. 929 00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:08,279 You weren't called, Vincent, you ran into the priesthood. 930 00:47:09,151 --> 00:47:11,238 Ugh! 931 00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:12,599 VOMITS 932 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:17,520 WRETCHES 933 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,999 COUGHS, SIGHS 934 00:47:22,630 --> 00:47:24,718 Does Jerry know? 935 00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:25,800 No one knows. 936 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:26,879 Not even Niamh? 937 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:27,930 No. 938 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,840 Feels cruel you'd tell me like this. 939 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,080 I think it's a kindness. 940 00:47:32,959 --> 00:47:35,880 Because you should be here to witness this, 941 00:47:35,881 --> 00:47:38,079 but you aren't a close enough friend of the family 942 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,760 for me to have invited you without raising some suspicion with Jerry. 943 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,160 And this way, you get to be here. 944 00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,520 My God, you should have told me! 945 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,039 And what? What? What would you have done? 946 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,119 ? PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ? 947 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,050 Oh, would you have sent me to England? 948 00:47:53,359 --> 00:47:56,359 Or would I have made you leave the seminary, 949 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,238 you just having reconnected with your God, 950 00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,599 you were never becoming a dad, Father. 951 00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:01,760 Don't kid yourself. 952 00:48:02,959 --> 00:48:04,160 What do I do now? 953 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,450 Nothing. 954 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:09,760 You just need to know 955 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,200 that you're her father now 956 00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:15,359 so that you can be consciously present during the ceremony. 957 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,840 What if people find out? 958 00:48:18,039 --> 00:48:19,120 How could they? 959 00:48:19,999 --> 00:48:22,679 I'm telling you in your capacity as a priest, 960 00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,529 you have to know how to keep a secret. 961 00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:27,039 I don't know what to say. 962 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,170 Say nothing. 963 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,440 ? PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES ? 964 00:48:35,751 --> 00:48:37,839 Okay, 965 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,919 One last thing. 966 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:44,840 I don't want to feel your judgement this week because quite honestly, 967 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,560 Father Vincent, my era of giving a tuppenny fuck 968 00:48:48,599 --> 00:48:50,719 about what people think of me is now over. 969 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,480 ? ? 970 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,220 Fancy a skinny dip, Father? 971 00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:20,358 Girls and boys, something for everyone. 972 00:49:20,359 --> 00:49:21,880 Go fuck yourself. 973 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,679 (ECHOING) Do the math. 974 00:49:29,919 --> 00:49:32,959 You're her Father. 975 00:49:32,999 --> 00:49:34,049 No one knows. 976 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,930 Say nothing. 977 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:37,199 What would you have done? 978 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,460 You ran to the priesthood. 979 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,599 Nothing. 980 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,359 GASPS, WRETCHES 981 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,400 PANTS 982 00:49:51,319 --> 00:49:52,369 GROWLS 983 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,279 (ECHOING) It's a kindness. 984 00:49:59,359 --> 00:50:00,959 LAUGHS 985 00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:02,679 BREATHES HEAVILY 986 00:50:04,279 --> 00:50:06,639 You were never becoming a dad, Father. 987 00:50:06,679 --> 00:50:08,080 Don't kid yourself. 988 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,999 CHEERING 989 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,999 My God, you should have told me! 990 00:50:19,039 --> 00:50:21,599 SHRIEKING 991 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:22,859 OVERLAPPING SHOUTING 992 00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:32,560 LAUGHTER 993 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,359 ? 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